This goes straight to the “you can\’t make this stuff up” file:
Excerpted from Barton Deiters\’ article at mlive.com:
The 87-year-old man police say was soliciting an undercover cop posing as a prostitute will not be prosecuted.
Howard Arthur Klein, likely the oldest person ever charged with this crime, was arrested by Grand Rapids Police around 10 p.m. June 26, near Broadway Street NW and Leonard Avenue, not far from his home.
Klein was arrested along with two other men and two women, the rest of whom were booked into the Kent County Jail. Klein was not taken into custody, due to his age, and was arraigned July 8.
Klein allegedly claimed he thought the woman he approached was someone he knew from church.
What church would that be? Our Lady Of $100 A Throw Or $500 For The Night?
And what would the charge be? Assault with a dead weapon?
I once read about an 87 year old guy who spent about 2/3 of a night with a hot hooker…before he “died in bed” in a way he probably had not envisioned. It took the undertaker three days to get the smile off his face. And another three to be able to close the coffin.
Ok, enough bad jokes from me. The next one is yours.
