Apropos of nothing political….
So you think you have marital sex problems?
Read about this couple\’s problems…but try not to lose your head over them.
Excerpted from an article at Turkey\’s hurriyetdailnews.com:
A49-year-old woman in southern Turkey has confessed to the murder of a67-year-old man whom she decapitated over his insistence to engage in”deviant acts” he has been seeing on Germanporn movies.
The woman, identified as Gonul S., met Osman T.in the Isparta province last September. The man promised her a civilmarriage, if they would be still happy after two or three monthsliving together.
“I accepted and moved in with Osmanfollowing a religious marriage ceremony. After 20 days, he beganresorting to violence. He has been trying to have sexevery day and I was finding an excuse to avoid it. He has beenwatching Germanporn channels, wanting me to do the acts he saw there,” GonulS. told the prosecutor in her testimony, Dogan News Agency reportedFeb. 7.
I\’m trying to figure out how to finish the sentence “It could have been worse….”, but, to tell you the truth, I\’m coming up a little dry.
This man did not want a wife, he wanted a wanton sex slave. Which means he is now (get ready: this may well be the worst pun in history) The Headless Whoresman.
Ok, that\’s enough. Back to politics, where the heads are attached, but headlessness seems to be a way of life anyway.
Either that, or I\’m going to try finding one of them there German po….uh, never mind.
