Apropos of nothing political…. is a web site devoted – in a humorous way – to older people.

Since all the news today is bad, and I\’m getting old (68 last month – that\’s over 2/3 of a century), I thought I would post a few senior citizen jokes I found there.  I hope you find them as funny as I did

The first four are jokes:

  • An elderly couple go to church one Sunday. Halfway through the service, the wife leans over and whispers in her husbands ear, “I\’ve just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?” The husband replies, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”

  • The local senior citizen care center has begun giving Viagra to the old men each night. It seems it keeps them from rolling out of bed.

  • Ma and Pa where rocking on the front porch when Pa turned and slapped Ma. Ma said, “What was that for?” Pa said, “For 40 years of bad sex!” Ma then reached over and slapped Pa. Pa said, “What was that for?” Ma said, “For knowing the difference!”

  • Shirley was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. She took out Earl\’s old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart.  But, just to be sure of where it was, she called her doctor\’s office and asked. “On a woman,” the doctor said, “your heart would be just below your left breast.” Later that night, Shirley was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

And the fifth is a comic strip:

Ok, enough levity for one day. 

Back to politics, which, all too often is a joke without a punch line.  Just a punch.  Right where it hurts.

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