BLACKISH: A CLASH OF OPINIONS

Kyle Drennen, of newsbusters.org, has put up a relatively lengthy swatch of dialogue from Wednesday\’s episode of the ABC TV show “Blackish”.

He feels that this was a frontal attack on Black people who dared to break the mold and become Republicans. 

Personally, I disagree.  I think it is an excellent give-and-take that presents two perspectives of this issue in a humorous, entertaining way.

Here is the dialogue.  Please read it and decide for yourself:

DRE JOHNSON [ANTHONY ANDERSON]: There are certain things in life that are just true. Fact: The Earth revolves around the Sun. Fact: Two times two is four. And fact: Black people aren\’t Republicans. We just aren\’t. We vote for Democrats. And it\’s not just an Obama thing. He could have dropped-kicked this baby and I still would have voted for him. But black people also overwhelmingly backed this guy [Picture of Mike Dukakis], this guy [picture of Al Gore]. Get down, now. Hell, 91% of black people voted for this guy [picture of Walter Mondale]. Fact: 91% of Walter Mondale\’s family didn\’t vote for Walter Mondale. Sure, the other side may trot out a token black face every now and again, but the fact of the matter is, being a black Republican is something we just don\’t do. [To Junior] Ah! Hey, son. How was your day?

JUNIOR [MARCUS SCRIBNER] Oh, great. I joined the Young Republicans club at school. DRE: Fact: Junior may not be a donkey, but he\’s definitely an ass.

(…)

DRE: Well, Bow, we have a problem. Junior is a Republican….Ronald Reagan. Ann Coulter. Fox News. Tea Party! Bow! Republican!

BOW JOHNSON [TRACEE ELLIS ROSS]: Republican?

DRE: Yes!

BOW: No!

DRE: Yes!

BOW: No!

! DRE: Yes!

BOW: No!

DRE: Yes!

BOW: We don\’t do that, Dre! We are compassionate liberals who believe in tolerance, acceptance, open-

DRE: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. But we\’re black, alright? That\’s all that matters. We\’re black.

BOW: When did he start believing that immigrants should go back across the border, that evolution doesn\’t exist?! (…)

RUBY [JENNIFER LEWIS]: Now what\’s all this fuss about?

DRE: Ma, Junior is a Republican….

RUBY: What\’s that you say? You say “Re”? As in Republican?!

DRE: Ah-huh.

RUBY: No, he can\’t be a Republican! [Crying] Oh, my God! Not a Republican! Oh, Jesus! Black Jesus! Sarah Palin! (…)

DRE: Look, you can do anything, but you can\’t be a black Republican. They are not down for us, so we are not down for them.

MR. STEVENS [PETER MACKENZIE] Are you saying all Republicans are racist?

DRE: No, of course not. [Under breath] But they are.

JOSH [JEFF MEACHAM] That is bullcrap. My dad\’s a Republican, and I cannot tell you how often he starts a sentence with, “I\’m not a racist, but…”

DEON COLE [CHARLIE]: [Lowered voice] Look, you just gotta do something about Junior. You don\’t want him to end up an Uncle Tom.

DRE: True that. (…)

BOW: Hey, junior.

JUNIOR: Hi. Am I in trouble?

BOW: No.

DRE: Yes.

BOW: We just wanna talk to you.

DRE: About the trouble that you\’re in.

BOW: Dre.

DRE: Son, you cannot become a Republican because of a girl.

JUNIOR: But it\’s about more than that now. I\’ve been doing some reading, and, Dad, you know how you\’re always talking about hard work and personal responsibility?

DRE: Mm-hmm.

JUNIOR: Republicans believe the same thing.

DRE: Eh, that\’s different.

JUNIOR: How?

DRE: Bow?

BOW: Because, we are not close-minded reactionary gun nuts.

JUNIOR: Grandma and Pops are Democrats, and they both have guns.

BOW: In – in this house?

DRE: B-baby.

BOW: What?

DRE: Baby, one crisis at a time, okay? We are Democrats!

BOW: Yes.

JUNIOR: Why?

DRE: Bow?

BOW: Uh, because we believe that government can have a meaningful and positive role in people\’s lives, and it\’s not just everyone for themselves.

DRE: And more importantly, we\’re black.

JUNIOR: Whatever. I\’m gonna go get started on my speech.

DRE: Oh, oh, oh, oh! What speech?

JUNIOR: Oh, Hillary\’s father thinks I should run for president of the young Republicans. He says I\’ll make a great face of the organization.

BOW: Oh, my God.

BILL MAHER [HBO\’S REAL TIME]: And tonight\’s final guest, the current face of black Republicans, Andre Johnson Jr. Welcome, Andre. [APPLAUSE]

JUNIOR: It\’s great to be here, Bill. Let me start by saying, here\’s what wrong with black people.

Ok, there it is.  Your call.

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