Ken Berwitz
A drunk walks in the front door of a bar and says “bartender (hic), how (urp) about a (hic) drink”? The bartender says “I\’m sorry sir, but you are clearly inebriated and by law I cannot server you. I\’ll have to ask you to leave”The drunk stumbles out the door. Then, a few minutes later, he stumbles in the side door and says “bartender (hic), how (urp) about a (hic) drink”? The bartender says “I told you that I can\’t serve drunks. Please leave”The drunk stumbles out again. But, a few minutes later, he stumbles in the back door and says “bartender (hic), how (urp) about …”The bartender yells “I don\’t serve drunks! Get out of here!”The drunks says “Can I (hic) ask you a question?”The bartender says “WHAT”?The drunk says “How many (hic) bars do you (urp) work in anyway?”
It is now being reported that Hillary Clinton is going to reset her campaign. Again.
If you can\’t figure out why this reminds me of the above joke, I doubt that I can explain it. But, at least you got a pretty good joke out of it.
