THE $5.2 MILLION DOLLAR BANANA (DUCT TAPE THROWN IN AT NO ADDITIONAL COST)

You couldn’t make this up if you tried.

A banana, duct-taped to a canvas, has sold for $5.2 million dollars at auction.

This “artwork” was created – I’m sure it took months and months of intense planning – by an “artist” named Maurizio Cattelan.  He named it “Comedian” – which is what I would have called anyone who tried to sell a duct-taped banana at any price until I read about this one.

Can’t believe it?  Certain it is some kind of parody/it cannot be even remotely possible?  I’d agree completely…if it didn’t happen.  And it did.

Here, see for yourself:

Personally I can buy a banana at the local Shop-Rite supermarket for about 25 cents…and a large roll of heavy-duty duct tape – enough to tape hundreds of bananas to canvases – at Walmart for $12.99

I guess I’m just a thrifty shopper.  Or art patron.  I’ll let you decide which.

I hope the new owner is pleased as punch with such an amazing purchase.  And if you meet this person, please advise him/her that I have a rutabaga duct-taped to our welcome mat that I’m willing to part with for $2.6 million – 50% off.

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