WHY DO JEWS EAT CHINESE FOOD ON CHRISTMAS DAY?

My wife says it\’s because Chinese restaurants are the only ones open then (that might have been true once, but not now).

In any event, here is a sign posted by a Chnese Restaurant organization.  It supposedly is real…but even if it isn\’t, it\’s fun to look at:

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate!!

A merry, happy Christmas to all my Christian friends. 

A recovery from all the gift-giving and sigh of relief that a menorah candle didn\’t burn the house down to my Jewish friends.

A crowded restaurant and tableful of takeout orders for every Chinese restaurant in a Jewish neighborhood.

And to people of all faiths, cultures and colors:  let\’s try to spend the rest of our short time on planet earth getting along with each other.  Okay?

 

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