THE PRESIDENTIAL LIE CONTEST

Ken Berwitz

It\’s not entirely accurate. But it is very clever….and makes a point a lot of people – some of them all too belatedly – are on board with.

From our pal Toy Insurance Bob:

FamousPresidential Lies Contest

LBJ:

• We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin) 

Nixon:

• I am not a crook 

GHWBush:

• Read my lips – No New Taxes 

Clinton:

• I did not have sex with that woman… Miss Lewinski 

GWBush:

• Iraq has weapons of mass destruction 

Obama:

• I will have the most transparent administration in history.

• The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.

• I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.

• The IRS is not targeting anyone.

• It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.

• I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism”.

• You didn\’t build that!

• I will restore trust in Government.

• The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.

• The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk

• It\’s not my red line – it is the world\’s red line.

• Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.

• We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.

• I am not spying on American citizens.

• Obama Care will be good for America.

• You can keep your family doctor.

• Premiums will be lowered by $2500.

• If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.

• It\’s just like shopping at Amazon.

• I knew nothing about “Fast and Furious” gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.

• I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.

• I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.

• I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.

• And, I have never lived with that uncle.  He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.

• If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act.

• If elected I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term.

• I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term.

• I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries. 

Andthe biggest one of all:

• “I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.”

Ibelieve we have a winner