SOME STRAIGHT LINES ARE JUST TOO GOOD TO GIVE UP

I just had my hair cut, styled, whatever.

It being a Friday afternoon, the place I go to was mobbed with women (I was the only male customer).

So I\’m looking to hang my coat, but the rack is very full. 

One of the female customers sees me struggling to find a place for it.  And, with total innocence, she asks “Do you have a hanger?”.

I couldn\’t stop myself. It just came out of me.   I answered “Lady, you don\’t know the half of it”.

It took her about two seconds. And then she doubled over in laughter (as opposed to slapping me in the face and storming out).

God, I love a good straight line.

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