Here is the beginning of Michael Goodwin’s latest commentary for the New York Post. Please read every word, and try to find something that doesn’t make sense. (Hint: it won’t be easy to do so):
Breaking News Alert: Joe Biden to resign so Kamala Harris can become first female president.
OK, it hasn’t happened yet, but don’t be shocked if the president makes the dramatic move to improve his awful legacy.
He’s already using every trick in the book to try to wipe away the Big Stink from his tenure, but nothing is working.
Following the election, Biden has spent two months trying to get people to forget the last four years.
The effort hit a cringe-inducing low this week when he awarded prestigious civilian medals to the undeserving likes of Liz Cheney, Hillary Clinton, George Soros and a list of left-leaning celebrities.
The one consistency is that they all supported him. Instead of medals, they ought to get free psychiatric care.
In the real world, Biden leaves office in utter disgrace.
Beyond his disastrous policies on the economy and the border, he corrupted the Justice Department to go after Donald Trump and was able to keep his job for four years only because the White House, aided and abetted by a partisan press corps, engaged in a massive coverup of his frightening cognitive decline.
The one and only thing that, to me, is not factual (at least not yet) is Mr. Goodwin’s speculation that Biden will turn the last few days of his presidency over to Kamala Harris; the alternative voters rejected in November. But, even there, I’m reasonably confident he’s right about this – in no small part because I made the same speculation two weeks ago:
I smell the glory of Joe Biden’s last act being that he basks in the “glory of installing the first female president in U.S. history – even if it is only for less than a month and even if the “president” would be a cackling flyweight who was just rejected by the voters.
But even if Biden does so, who knows what additional awful moves he will make before leaving office? And who knows what additional awful moves Kamala Harris, as President by resignation for less than a month, will make? This will be her big chance to inflict one final dose of left wing “wokeism” before Donald Trump takes over.
I’ve written this several times over recent days, and it remains my lament: January 20th cannot come fast enough.
