LET\’S SEE…DID I REMEMBER TO TAKE OFF MY SUICIDE B…(BOOM!!!!!!)

“East is East and West is West, and never the twain shall meet”

Rudyard Kipling wrote those words, which were first published in 1889.  Evidently no one ever told him about the International Date Line.

“Deceas\’d is Deceas\’d, vest is vest, and if the twain meet there\’s gonna be a big BOOM”

I wrote those words, just now.  And I assure you they have nothing to do with the International Date Line. 

But they have a lot to do with what happened at a hamas funeral, when one of its “mourners” (do they actually mourn when the videos give them such great propaganda material) apparently forgot to remove his/her suicide vest. 

Pulled from Tammy Bruce\’s web site:


Oops.

Does this mean when the deceased (and the other deceaseds Mr. or Ms. Suicide-vest took along for the ride) get to hamas heaven, they get 72 vestal virgins?  Just asking.

Oh, one other question:  What kind of a mother names her kid “Rudyard”?

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