Do you believe in unicorns? I ask that question because, if you do, you just might believe the secret service’s claim that, after their “investigation”, they can’t figure out how that stash of cocaine got into the White House.
From Morgan Phillips and Katelyn Caralle’s incredulous article for London’s Daily Mail:
Furious Republicans said the Secret Service is closing the White House cocaine investigation without finding any suspects – and narrowing the culprit list down to 500 people.
GOP Rep. Tim Burchett said agents ‘just decided it’s just some weekend visitor’ and chalked up the entire investigation as ‘another coverup’ by the Biden White House.
‘It’s bogus’ the Tennessee congressman added. ‘That is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen in my life.’
There were no fingerprints or other DNA found on the container holding the cocaine, according to the Secret Service. And there was less than a gram of the illicit drug in the ‘dime-sized’ zipper-lock baggie.
‘Just left the most ridiculous meeting of all time with the Secret Service on the cocaine that was found in the White House,’ Rep. Burchett said in a video he recorded walking through Congress after Thursday’s briefing.
‘It turns out – they don’t know who did it,’ he said. ‘The investigation is going to be over at the end of the week, and they’re not going to find out who did it. And that’s basically it.’
‘Another coverup,’ the lawmaker added. ‘You know, it’s the most secure building in the entire world… Nobody, not even the press, goes in there without them knowing.’
He called the outcome a ‘bad look on the Secret Service and a horrible look on this White House.’
They couldn’t come up with fingerprints or DNA….on a frigging bag of cocaine that – I think this is safe to say – was inadvertently left there???? And they couldn’t narrow the suspects down in a room where there are security cameras running 24/7 everywhere near there?
If you believe this, the Unicorn exhibit is available for you to see…at the George Santos Pavilion of the museum – right next to the documents proving Elizabeth Warren was a Native American.
