kim jung-un, daddy\’s little boy who became the head of North Korea, and aside from showing his love to that leading intellectual Dennis Rodman, delights in starving and killing North Koreans while threatening South Korea and the rest of the world, has not been seen in over a month.
This includes yesterday, when he didn\’t appear at a ceremony commemorating his father – one that it would seem impossible for him to miss for any reason other than health.
On the assumption that he is not filming an episode of “Jackass”, or playing hide-and-seek with pal Dennis, two options come to mind:
1) He is recovering from a procedure – maybe an operation – and does not want to be seen until he looks like he is in good shape (which for this blob of manure is a relative term), or
2) He is dead. Someone – maybe a “trusted” friend, relative or member of his security force did him in; cut him up and made him the world\’s largest pile of kim chee.
I suppose we\’ll find out at some point in the future.
The only reason I am not sure I want option #2 is that I don\’t know if his replacement would be even worse than he is.
I concede that “worse than kim jung-un” is highly improbable. But this is North Korea we\’re talking about.
Stay tuned.
