AWWWWW, POOR MARTIN O\’MALLEY

It is not important enough to be the Quote Of The Day.  But it is pathetic enough to be blogged about.

Awwwww.  Poor Martin O\’Malley. 

The former two-term Governor of Maryland is hurt – hurt, I tell you – by his mean, unfeeling constituents in usually deep-Blue Maryland.

Why?  Because they declined to elect his personal choice as next Governor; Mr. O\’Malley\’s Lt. Governor, Anthony Brown.  Instead, they elected Larry Hogan, who – even worse – is a (gasp!) Republican.

Mr. O\’Malley\’s own words:

“Ican tell you my feelings were hurt.  We had done a lot of really good thingsin Maryland and in the end, you did not hear much about it during thecampaign,”

Wow. Superman had nothing on this Man Of Steel.  It\’s a wonder he was able to bear up under the heavy attacks tossed at him and his chosen successor by that well-known bastion of hardline Republicanism, the Baltimore Su…oh, wait.

Can you imagine how strong a President O\’Malley would be?  I can just hear him after congress votes down one of his proposals: 

“I\’m crushed.  Just crushed.  Please, no questions.  I can\’t.  Maybe I\’ll be able to talk tomorrow.  How could they do that when I offered such good things.  And how could media be so against me?  I guess it\’s the cross we Democrats bear”.

Note to Martin O\’Malley:  don\’t worry about that scenario ever playing out.  You have as much chance of being elected President as I do of being named regional director of the new black panther party.

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