Here is the shortest summary you’re likely to find.
The 2016 Presidential election gives us a choice between:
-A barroom loudmouth,
-an accomplishmentless liar, and
-a self-professed socialist. who thinks all the world’s problems will be solved by taxing the crap out of anyone who earns anything.
Picking between these three is like picking between measles, shingles and impetigo.


