So, this evening, my wife and I were driving from my sister\’s house in Queens, home to central New Jersey. We had the radio on and Hugh Jackman was singing a song from “The Boy From Oz”.
My wife said “That Hugh Jackman. What a great singer. And good looking too”.
I made the mistake of trying to be a wise guy, and answered “What does he have that I don\’t have”?
To which she gave me her major league “rolling-eyes” look, and said “I wish you had asked me that 20 years ago, so I would have enough time to tell you.”
End of conversation.
When will I ever learn?
