This just came to me from my co-author Barry Sinrod. I wonder if you will react the same way to it that I did:
Withthe Holidays upon us, I would like to share a personal experiencewith my friends about drinking and driving.
As you mayknow, some people have had brushes with the authoritiesfrom time to time on the way home after drinking with friends.
Well, two days ago I was out for anevening with friends and had a lot to drink – enough to know that I was probably over the legal limit. That\’s when I did somethingthat I\’ve never done before – I took a cab home.
Sureenough, on the way home there was a police road block; but since itwas a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely withoutincident.
This turned out to be a real surprise, as Ihad never driven a cab before, I don\’t know where I got it, and nowthat it\’s in my garage, I don\’t know what to do with it.
I laughed out loud. Did you?