Apropos of nothing political, here is a joke my sister just reminded me of that I probably haven\’t told in 20 years. It\’s a little updated, and a little cleaned up, but I\’m betting you\’ll laugh….
This guy decides to treat himself to something he has always wanted, and blows $850 on a pair of alligator shoes.
He walks out of the store feeling great, and heads home.
When he gets there he stands in front of his wife and says “So, what do you think”?
She asks “About what?”
He says “Look at me. Don\’t you see anything different?”
She says “No, I don\’t know what you\’re talking about”.
He gets infuriated. $850 for the shoes and she doesn\’t even notice. So he goes in the bedroom, gets completely naked except for his shoes, comes out, stands in front of her again, and asks “NOW do you see anything different?”
She says “Yeah, now you\’re naked”.
He says ” I can\’t believe this. I just spent a ton of money to buy alligator shoes. They\’re right there on my feet. For pete\’s sake, My johnson is even pointing to them.”
She says “If I knew that would happen I\’d have told you to buy an alligator hat”.
Ok, back to politics, where, I can assure you, there is no shortage of johnsons that you can point to…..and I\’m not talking about surnames either.
