THE PARAGRAPHS OF THE DAY

Ken Berwitz


Today\’s paragraphs come to us from the excellent Boston Globe columnist Jeff Jacoby\’s latest column.  

Here is his take on the part of last night\’s Democrat debate when Hillary Clinton was asked about her huge “speaking fees”, paid by financial-world fatcats who could benefit from Ms. Clinton\’s power and influence:

IN THE LAST Democratic debate before the New Hampshire primary, Hillary Clinton came up with her fourth explanation for the gluttonous speaking fees and campaign contributions that the financial sector and investment firms – “Wall Street,” in liberal shorthand – have been showering on her for so long.

Explanation No. 1, you\’ll recall, was the one about her family being “dead broke” when they left the White House and needing “the resources for mortgages for houses.” Explanation No. 2, uncorked during a debate last November, was that all that money came her way because “I represented New York on 9/11, when we were attacked.” Explanation No. 3 was the one she gave on Wednesday\’s CNN broadcast, when Anderson Cooper asked if it was appropriate for her to accept nearly $700,000 for three speeches to Goldman Sachs: “I don\’t know – that\’s what they offered.”

Rachel Maddow put the question to Clinton once again during Thursday\’s MSNBC debate. Lo and behold, she was ready with yet another rationale: “They wanted me to talk about the world, what my experience had been as secretary of state.” Wall Street firms were no different, she claimed, than all those other audiences that had hired her to speak – “heart doctors” and the “American Camping Association” and “auto dealers.” Why, they just wanted her thoughts and reminiscences on “world affairs,” Clinton said serenely. You know, like “how stressful it was advising the president about going after Bin Laden.”

Which is why, when a questioner asked if Clinton would release the transcripts of her Goldman Sachs speeches, her reply was a prompt “Of course!”

Oh, wait, sorry – I misread my notes: Her reply was actually “I\’ll look into it.” That\’s Clintonspeak for “Not a chance.”

Jeff wins Paragraphs Of The Day honors for that last sentence, which perfectly encapsulates what Ms. Clinton actually said.

When it comes to dishonesty, served up with a hefty dollop of pretend-sincerity, Bernie Madoff has nothing on Hillary Clinton.

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