HOOKERS 4 HILLARY (THIS IS NOT A JOKE POST, FOLKS)

Ken Berwitz


You cannot make this stuff up. 

Here are the first three paragraphs of Eliza Collins\’s article at politico.com:

Nearly 500 prostitutes have thrown their support behindHillary Clinton, and some are even using their trade to raise money for the Democrat\’scampaign.

“A lot of people think we\’re just a brothel, we\’re justhookers and all we know is how to have sex and we don\’t know anything aboutpolitics. But that\’s not true,” said Entice Love, a prostitute and a member ofthe group Hookers 4 Hillary.

Love said that she has been offering bonus services toclients who are willing to donate money to Clinton: “When we party, I give freetime if you donate to Hookers 4 Hillary – money,” said Love, who works at theMoonlite Bunny Ranch in Mound House, Nevada. “I tell them \’Hey, if you pay anextra thousand and donate that portion to Hookers 4 Hillary I\’ll give you afree hour,\’ and they do it.”

Entice Love?

It\’s hard to know where to begin….

I guess they figure that, without Hillary, they\’d be flat on their backs.  This is the only one of at least a dozen other equally bad puns and non-pun references swirling around in my mind.

I\’ll just end by making a heartfelt (as opposed to any other organ) suggestion to Ms. Clinton:  don\’t send Hubby Bubba over to collect the money.

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