“And these are your choices, and it’s terrifying if someone besides Hillary Clinton – we shouldn’t even say the name – becomes president. So I think she’s a total goddess, and I just love her. And I’m really excited to see her for the next four – maybe eight – years.”
The emphatic endorsement you just read comes from that noted deepthinker, renowned for her family-friendly entertainment history, Miley Cyrus.
In case you’re wondering about the quality of Ms. Cyrus’s, er, product, here is a picture of her at work:
Not revealing enough for you? OK, how about this?
Incidentally, Ms. Cyrus provided her endorsement (though not the crotch shot and topless oral sex simulation) on Ellen DeGeneres’s show – with Ms. DeGeneres voicing her equally effusive approval (“I hope you’re right” ).
I don’t know how many people will find Miley Cyrus’s endorsement of Hillary Clinton a decisive moment in their decision about who to vote for. But I wouldn’t at all be surprised if it got Anthony Weiner into sexting mode.
Hey, maybe Hillary and Miley can do a photo-shoot togeth….uh, then again, maybe not.