Dear Powers That Be at CNN:
If you really buy into this climate change/rising water theory – as so many of your on-air people make it clear they do…
…how come you’re in the process of moving your New York studios from Columbus Circle to Hudson Yards – three full blocks closer to the Hudson river?
Maybe Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez can advise you of the error of your ways. I suggest you have her on when you start broadcasting from there.
Hey, who knows? She might come wearing a bathing suit.
