Apropos of nothing political….
….there is a lesson to be learned here: If you\’re going to have sex, it probably would be a good idea not to have it on top of a car in an outdoor parking lot.
Excerpted from an article at thesmokinggun.com:
AFlorida couple was arrested early yesterday after they were spottedhaving sex atop a 2004 Kia Sedona at a West Palm Beach autodealership, police report.
Officersresponding to Mike\’s Auto Sales discovered Erin Byrd, 18, and RamonMitchell, 29, “inside of a dealership vehicle which did not belongto either subject,” accordingto a police report.
Copswere summoned to the closed business shortly before midnight by awitness who “advised officers he just witnessed both suspectshaving sex on top of the vehicle in plain sight.” The 39-year-oldman added that he heard the trysting duo moaning.
Uponexiting the minivan, Byrd and Mitchell were arrested. As the300-pound Mitchell was being handcuffed, he spitin the face of a female officer, police reported.
They didn\’t have to do this. They could have been anywhere else, and had sex without a Kia in the world.
The good news is that when Mike tries to sell the car, he can use them as a reference for its suspension system.
Ok, enough. Next bad joke is yours.
Now back to politics, where used cars – even 2004 models that have been “driven” in unusual ways – are often preferable to the elected alternatives.
