Ok….
My wife is out hitting the supermarket, drug store, etc.
And since she left – so far – I\’ve dusted every window covering in the house, several room surfaces, broomed all tile surfaces, vacuumed all rugs, and sponge-mopped all the tiles with my own concoction of vinegar and floor sh..er, stuff.
If the floors are dry before she comes back, maybe I\’ll do the rest of the kitchen too.
In the immortal words of Paul Anka and Frank Sinatra – neither of whom, I suspect, did much dusting, vacuuming and sponge-mopping:
To think, I did all that
And let me say, in not a shy way,
Oh no, oh no not me,
I did it……er……her waaayyyyy
