DOES IT MATTER IF STORMY DANIELS’ LUGGAGE WAS LOST?

I post this not as news, but for amusement value.

From Kyle Spurr’s article in the Bend (Oregon) Bulletin:

A drunk patron at Stars Cabaret in Bend threw his wallet at alleged presidential mistress Stormy Daniels in the middle of her much-anticipated strip show Thursday night, cutting short her performance.

Daniels, the 39-year-old porn star at the center of a Trump administration scandal involving a $130,000 hush money payoff, was dancing to Poison’s “Every Rose Has Its Thorn,” with nothing but high heels and a garter on her right leg when she was hit in the face with the wallet. Shocked, she ran off the stage after throwing the wallet back at the man. The crowd booed as an announcer said the show had to be stopped.

Daniels was not hurt, but Bend police arrived and interviewed the patron outside the club.

“I was being wasted,” the unnamed patron told police. Daniels refused to press charges, and the man was let go, free to walk home.

“I think she is a really nice person,” the man said. “I am extremely sorry.”

As Daniels’ show, delayed by hours because her luggage was lost by an airline, approached well after midnight, the club remained crowded.

I read this with fascination – not that a guy got drunk and threw his wallet at stormy daniels (stephanie clifford, actually), but that the show was delayed by hours because her luggage was lost.

What did she say when it happened?  “Omigod, I’ll have nothing to wear”?.

Low class doesn’t begin to describe this, er, “lady”.  They’ll have to come up with a new word.

1 Comment

  • A one night stand does not a mistress make. Plus we have another name for a woman you pay money to after sex and it isn’t mistress. And he wasn’t president when they had sex. Other than all the things mentioned what a great article by dem-media.

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