LOVE & MARRIAGE: PRE-TEEN STYLE

Apropos of nothing political….

I just got this from my sister, who got it from our cousin-in-law…or something  (once I get past immediate family, I have a lot of trouble figuring this stuff out).

It is supposed to be real pre-teen children\’s answers to questions about love and marriage. 

Maybe it is, maybe it isn\’t.  I certainly don\’t know.  But regardless, I think it is pretty funny.  Maybe you will too.

Enjoy:

1.HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? 

-You  got to findsomebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like  sports,she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
—  Alan, age 10

-No person really decides before they grow up who they\’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you\’re stuck with.
—  Kristen, age 10

2.WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

-Twenty-threeis the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.. 
—  Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IFTWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

-Youmight have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at thesame kids.
—  Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOUTHINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

-Bothdon\’t want any more kids.
—  Lori, age 8

5. WHATDO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

-Datesare for having fun, and people should use them to get to know eachother. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. 
—  Lynnette, age 8(isn\’t  she a treasure)

-Onthe first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually getsthem interested enough to go for a second date. 
— Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

-Whenthey\’re rich.
—  Pam, age 7(  Love her )

-Thelaw says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn\’t want to mess with that.
— Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kisssomeone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It\’s theright thing to do. 
— Howard, age 8

7. IS ITBETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

-It\’sbetter for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone toclean up after them.
—  Anita, age 9  (bless you child)

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN\’TGET MARRIED?

-Theresure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn\’t there? 
— Kelvin, age 8

9. HOWWOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

-Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dumptruck.
—  Ricky, age 10

Ok, now back to politics – where very little is funny, but an awful lot looks like it was concocted by pre-teen children.