…the following “celebrities” (several of whom I have never heard of), who have threatened to leave the country if Donald Trump was elected:
-Neve Campbell (to Canada),
-Cher (Jupiter),
-Bryan Cranston (Canada),-
-Miley Cyrus (Didn’t say),
-Barry Diller (Didn’t say),
-Lena Dunham (Vancouver),
-Ruth Bader Ginsburg (New Zealand),
-Whoopi Goldberg (Didn’t say),
-Eddie Griffin (Africa),
-Chelsea Handler (to Spain),
-Omari Hardwick (Italy),
-Samuel L. Jackson (South Africa),
-Keegan-Michael Key (Canada),
-Spike Lee (Brooklyn -???),
-George Lopez (Mexico),
-Natasha Lyonne (“A mental hospital”),
-Ne-Yo (Canada),
-Amber Rose (Did not specify),
-Amy Schumer (Spain),
-Chloë Sevigny (Nova Scotia),
-Al Sharpton (“Out of here”),
-Raven-Simoné (Canada),
-Jon Stewart (to another planet,
-Barbra Streisand (Australia or Canada)
I bid you all (well, some of you) a fond adieu. I’m sure you will enjoy your next 4 – 8 years in exile.
Just as I am sure that a couple of dozen self-important celebs, who think anyone cares what their politics are and where they threaten to move if Donald Trump is President, will neither be of interest, nor will in any way change the lives of, anyone but themselves.
Put another (highly sanitized) way, no one gives a flying alliterative word for sex one way or the other.
Happy packing.
