THIS NEVER HAPPENS TO ME….

Apropos of nothing political…

…we have this from the (Flagstaff) Arizona Daily Sun:

Flagstaff police arrested a woman last week after she ran into a stranger\’s home, stripped naked and then assaulted a police officer in the Pine Knoll area.

According to the police report, the victim called police around 4 p.m. Friday after a young woman he did not know ran into his apartment when someone there opened the door. The suspect ran into a bedroom, started jumping on the bed, took off all her clothes, started shouting “am I pretty?” and refused to leave.

When officers arrived, they saw the suspect standing on an exterior second-floor balcony completely naked and yelling incoherently. She put on her underwear, then launched her body into an officer who was climbing the stairs toward her.

Makena Marie Haydon, 20, was arrested and charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal damage, trespassing, misdemeanor marijuana possession, resisting arrest and aggravated assault of a law enforcement officer. She was booked into the Coconino County Detention Facility.

Nothing like this never happens to me.  I keep asking myself why….

Ok, back to politics, where the practitioners stay clothed (some of the time) and strip our treasury naked.

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