…michael avenatti has announced that he is no longer intending to seek the Democratic presidential nomination in 2020.

Some Paul Crookston’s article at, we have this:

Michael Avenatti, attorney for adult-film actress Stormy Daniels’ and a prominent critic of President Donald Trump, announced Tuesday his family had talked him out of running for president.

In his statement Avenatti expressed how conflicted he was about the choice. The 47-year-old made it clear that his family was the only reason he was not running, not mentioning his arrest last month on suspicion of domestic violence.”

After consultation with my family and at their request, I have decided not to seek the presidency of the United States in 2020,” Avenatti said. “I do not make this decision lightly – I make it out of respect for my family. But for their concerns, I would run.”

Wow.  What a bombshell announcement.

Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden and the rest of the presidential hopeful gang can collectively uncross their fingers now. The major threat posed by michael avenatti, at least for the moment, is over.

But how come?

Wasit the domestic violence charge leveled against him by his former girlfriend?  Maybe the $4.85 million dollar judgment against him from a partner he screwed? The fact that he was evicted from his law offices for non-payment of rent? Humiliation over him touting the absurd, discredited claims against Brett Kavanaugh by his client, Julie Swetnick?  Or maybe the devastating attacks on his ethics from that noted paragon of virtue, stormy daniels?stormy daniels?

Hard to say. So much to choose from.

Well, look at the bright side, Democrats: michael avenatti maybe gone. But if Hillary, Joe, and the rest of the current favorites don’t pan out, there’s always Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…


  • Want to freak yourself out???
    Close your eyes and imagine Donald Trump vs Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in 2020 and she wins.
    Okay, stop screaming, if it were to ever happen you have time to get out of the country before she is inaugurated.

  • Mikey Avenatti is a sure winner over:

    — Attilia the Hun
    — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (must be over 35 – US Constitution)
    — Cwazy Cwiss Maffhews (Tingles is equally unhinged)

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